I don’t have any figure skating friends. I have musical friends, makeup friends, and video game friends. I am in need of a figure skating friend to watch figure skating with. Are you my figure skating friend?
A figure skating friend must have an interest in figure skating. Please don’t stop reading. Rather, a figure skating friend must not have a strong aversion to figure skating.
Without a figure skating friend, I feel foolish gasping in excitement when my beloved Mao Asada takes to the ice. I feel even more foolish when I look to share this moment with my figure skating friend and then remember, once again, that I do not have a figure skating friend. There is no one there. I am smiling alone.
While watching figure skating together, I would be happy to provide my figure skating friend with beer. But not too much beer because, in addition to my love of figure skating, I also really like beer. But I already have beer drinking friends to drink beer with – just no figure skating friends.
- the unique satisfaction of knowing you brought a little joy into the life of an already perfectly happy young woman
- exposure to a wildly exciting field of athleticism you may or may not find interesting at all
- a little bit of beer
- Interest in becoming to become a figure skating friend
- Yeah, that’s about it
How to apply:
Um. I didn’t think anyone would read this far…