If there’s anything people automatically put together, it’s Star Wars fans and tons and tons of sex! Below are, in ascending order, the 23 worst-to-best original trilogy Star Wars lines to hear during sex:
Star Wars Lines During Sex
23: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
22. I think I just blasted it!
21. Size matters not.
20. Get in there you big furry oaf. I don’t care what you smell.
19. Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.
18. Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?
17. I have a bad feeling about this.
16. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.
15. Great kid, don’t get cocky.
14. There’s something alive in here.
13. If you’re saying that coming here was a bad idea, I’m starting to agree with you.
12. Look at the size of that thing!
11. What have you done?! I’m BACKWARDS.
10. Do or do not, there is no try.
9. I happen to like … nice men.
8. It’s a trap!
7. You’ll find I’m full of surprises!
6. Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
5. The circle is now complete.
4. You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!
3. Sorry about the mess.
2. That boy is our last hope.
1. … No. There is another.
Maura Quint is a writer whose work can be found in publications such as McSweeneys, Runt of the Web, Someecards and on twitter at @behindyourback. She would be happy to name your band but you have to let her sing back up sometimes. Her mic doesn’t need to be on.