These are Spotify mood playlists which don’t yet exist. But should.
Hungry for Harmonies
Sit back in your red booth and eat up these songs as you wait for your food and come on where’s the waiter because it’s been, like, 35 minutes, seriously, you ordered a turkey sandwich how long could that possibly even take.
Just My Type
Nothing’s hotter than knowing you’re about to sext, these songs will get you in the mood for committing your awkward sexual desires to print.
Songs for when you know, have just met, or just happen to be Gary.
You don’t want to hear music but the sound of your own vomiting is a bit much. It’s music you won’t remember on a morning you’ll never forget.
Push play on these songs to help push you through that panic attack, we’ll keep your pulse racing in time with the music that reminds you of all the ways you’re currently failing.
You’ve given up, so have we, featuring songs by whoever Pitbull’s working with and some new U2.